And about 'Cross Vegas.
The fans...
'Cross hooligans... none better.
Coverage! More media attention means more money. More money means more job opportunities. More job opportunities means... oh, you get the picture.
BIG BALLA' AWARD GOES TO...
It was a close race...
When you are rollin' on a Vanilla Cycles custom 'cross frame, in full skinsuit glory and you've got dollar bills tucked up in your helmet, you're pretty fuckin' tough to beat...
...Unfortunately...
...When you're the MTB National champion and you've got a small fortune spilling out of BOTH legs of your skinsuit you are pretty B.A.
The fans...
'Cross hooligans... none better.
Coverage! More media attention means more money. More money means more job opportunities. More job opportunities means... oh, you get the picture.
BIG BALLA' AWARD GOES TO...
It was a close race...
When you are rollin' on a Vanilla Cycles custom 'cross frame, in full skinsuit glory and you've got dollar bills tucked up in your helmet, you're pretty fuckin' tough to beat...
...Unfortunately...
...When you're the MTB National champion and you've got a small fortune spilling out of BOTH legs of your skinsuit you are pretty B.A.
Throw in a truly epic tan line and you are downright untouchable.
4 comments:
Decker was the REAL "big-baller". While racing I saw him: grab fistfulls of money... eat a slice of pizza... drink beer... pop wheelies... attempt to bunny-hop his way through the barriers/run-up section and make it most of the way through. Unfortunately I don't have pictures of it all.
I can honestly say that I wouldn't be surprised to find out that he had swept a gorgeous female fan up off the sidelines and pleasured her while continuing to ride his bike around the course.
Oh what i would have given to stuff wads of $1's into Kelli Emmett's skinsuit...
Damn, I was almost able to concentrate on something other than that picture of Kelli Emmet's tattoo and Alex reminded me. Well, another few hours of my life wasted.
And Lyle's right: Mary's Disneylicious.
damn. why did I choose that race to catch the dreaded vaginitis? I could have at least earned some beer money riding around out there.
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